Patrice O’Neal – Black women are amazing. Let me tell you what, if you need to get money back or refund, you better get yourself a black girl, because she will get a refund. I went to AT&T, because I dropped my phone in the toilet. I just want a replacement phone, and he said I can’t do it. I had to put a hood on my girl, because she is back there growling. I said look man, I will take refurbished. Sir, we cannot give you any phone if you drop your phone in the toilet, we are not responsible. You have one more chance, man. Sir, I am sorry… This girl comes back with five phones and I don’t have to pay my bill no more.