Tom Segura

Tom Segura – Crack

Tom Segura – You know how sometimes when you are smoking crack, you go this pipe is so hot it’s going to burn my lips off, but this crack is so good – that is how I feel about Outback Steaks

Tom Segura – Stupid people

Almost every week I meet someone stupid and I want to say thank you for coming into my life and lowering the bar.
Tom Segura is very underrated.