Category Archives: Stand-up Comics

Simon King – England standup 2015

Simon King appeared in England at Backyard Comedy Club with a small 10 minute standup
0:30 Did you realize that England is the America of Europe? Did you guys realize that you are the same people who go “I cannot believe there is no fish and chips?”
1:45 America is the greatest country in the world! Meanwhile 50 million people don’t have health insurance, you can go to jail for 30 years for minor drug offenses. You can’t call it, you have to prove it
03:10 I want a homeless person to be my president because he can balance the budget by returning cans.
03:35 I cannot tell you how great it would be to watch crazy homeless president. “why do we go to war with Syria?” “I tell you right now, spiders in my eyes, spiders in my eyes, stealing my thoughts, stealing my thoughts”

Stewart Huff – Mother Nature

Stewart Huff interrupting mother nature act at a small comedy club. Stewart Huff is a very underrated comedian in my opinion. When comic wants become more popular and appear on media radar he would go for outrageous viral jokes. Hill says, “it should be allowed and legal to be dumb. You are going to be alive and dumber than hack, what is that point of that? Some people get mad, because they think I am talking about killing people. I am not. I am talking about letting mother nature kill people”

Stewart Huff in Comedy Club

Stewart Huff has been a comedian for a very long time with a lot of funny and original act. In this particular act he talks about a kid who would dress up to school as a superhero. One day that kid didn’t come to school, so next day he said he was an invisible man. Stewart Huff also talks about IQ score 70 is being mentally retarded, and average IQ in America keeps dropping every year. I think his solution suggestion would make you smile.

Patrice O’Neal – Receipts and typical white guy crimes


This is a short episode from comedy special on HBO. Patrice O’Neal act about “typical white guy crimes”, as he claims to be afraid of white women for absolutely different reasons. That something may happen to a white woman and he would blamed for it, so everywhere he goes he buys something and he collects receipts as alibi. The whole video is only 3 minutes where he opens with chloroform and I couldn’t stop laughing long after video finished playing.