Category Archives: Simon King

Simon King – America


Simon King – a lot of times people like to blame it on foreigners. Some people like to believe it. These keep coming to this country and take all them good jobs. I can’t get no good jobs, cause all of them foreigners taking all the good jobs. Really? That’s the job you want Cledes? Cleaning bodily fluids off bed spread. That’s not the job you wanted. That’s the job you saw as beneath you. As I recall correctly, America had a nasty habit of importing foreigners for hundereds of years to do the jobs they wouldn’t lower themselves to do.

Simon King – Jobs


Simon King – You like your job this joke is not for you. If you hate your job, stop going. That’s easy to say but being unemployed is the best. You know that job you go to, where everybody treats you like crap, well you never have to go there again. Yes! You know food? you can’t have any. Boo. So you have to. But there is not much time.