Category Archives: Patrice O’neal

Patrice O’Neal – Black Women Get You Refunds


Patrice O’Neal – Black women are amazing. Let me tell you what, if you need to get money back or refund, you better get yourself a black girl, because she will get a refund. I went to AT&T, because I dropped my phone in the toilet. I just want a replacement phone, and he said I can’t do it. I had to put a hood on my girl, because she is back there growling. I said look man, I will take refurbished. Sir, we cannot give you any phone if you drop your phone in the toilet, we are not responsible. You have one more chance, man. Sir, I am sorry… This girl comes back with five phones and I don’t have to pay my bill no more.

Patrice O’Neal – Receipts and typical white guy crimes


This is a short episode from comedy special on HBO. Patrice O’Neal act about “typical white guy crimes”, as he claims to be afraid of white women for absolutely different reasons. That something may happen to a white woman and he would blamed for it, so everywhere he goes he buys something and he collects receipts as alibi. The whole video is only 3 minutes where he opens with chloroform and I couldn’t stop laughing long after video finished playing.