Doug Stanhope just might have said the best analysis and joke about occupy movement. I started laughing at “We don’t really have leadership – well you should! next time me!” and I was laughing the entire time. That joke had everything, cops, jokes, bankers. I loved it.
From Doug Standhope – Beer Hall Putsch
they will tell you moderation is a key to life, but that is bullshit
excess in moderation
don’t drink few beers after work,
wait till the end of the week and drink all the beers at once!
get completely slouched
got get a 20 dollar hooker on a wimp,
save up and than get a 15 hundred dollar high class call girl on New Years eve and wake up with a damn good story.
don’t eat a stem of a mushroom and see a few colors,
Eat the whole bag and see god
just don’t do it everyday
if you practice the moderation you’ll never get the full effect
and don’t ever learn from other people’s mistakes, that’s the worst advise you can get
because other people might have fucked it up, and you could be the guy who can do it right and be a hero for all of us
and finally, fuck someone uglier than you every now and than
even if they don’t deserve it, that makes people happy
and it stays with you for a lifetime
Doug Stanhope exposes hipocracy oh certain businesses in oil spill disaster in Gulf Coast. And they reported a man and his invention. Media reported Kevin Costner solution, he built a machine that is designed to serape oil from water and Doug said “don’t they do that by themselves?”. Please enjoy
Doug Stanhope: Voice of America – BP’s Dawn Dish Soap Miracle
“I am Doug Stanhope and that’s why I drink.
“What is that you are so afraid of anyway? It is no secrete that the News are fear mongers, if you want to be terrified, there is a never ending coverage that will make you scared shitless. Does someone masturbating in your sandwich at the local dinner?”