let’s get shit faced, you know when it finally sounds like a good idea..”

“Look that douchebag hitting on that hot chick, I’m gonna go act like he owes me money”…

Chris Porter talks how pot is safer drug than alcohol. “You drink too much alcohol – you get in a car, you hit someone you kill them, you smoke too much weed – odds you don’t get in your car, that is production you don’t want. You got to get up. New you have to remember what you got up for.

Chris Porter advise: if you are going to take mushrooms, you should talk to Jesus before you meet Him.

Chris Porter – you can’t drink and not smoke – its like you can’t poop and not pee.