Chris Porter – Relationships
Recently single. I broke up with her. That a rarity. I know you are all looking at me “you should probably hang on you whoever… Read MoreChris Porter – Relationships »
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Chris Porter – Strip clubs and condoms
let’s get shit faced, you know when it finally sounds like a good idea..”
Chris Porter – Cock blocking joke
“Look that douchebag hitting on that hot chick, I’m gonna go act like he owes me money”…
Chris Porter – Season 4 Episode 5 on Last Comic Standing
http://youtu.be/uouoIJqpY5w?t=26s Chris Porter talks how pot is safer drug than alcohol. “You drink too much alcohol – you get in a car, you hit someone… Read MoreChris Porter – Season 4 Episode 5 on Last Comic Standing »
Chris Porter Season 4 Episode 9 on Last Comic Standing
Chris Porter advise: if you are going to take mushrooms, you should talk to Jesus before you meet Him. http://youtu.be/d3FrYA44lRA?t=35s
Chris Porter – Season 4 episode 7 on Last Comic Standing
Chris Porter – you can’t drink and not smoke – its like you can’t poop and not pee. http://youtu.be/2ELDLm3GqUo?t=2m20s