Chris Porter
Chris Porter – Relationships
Recently single. I broke up with her. That a rarity. I know you are all looking at me “you should probably hang on you whoever hangs out pretty much”. It’s a valid point.
Chris Porter – Strip clubs and condoms
let’s get shit faced, you know when it finally sounds like a good idea..”
Chris Porter – Cock blocking joke
“Look that douchebag hitting on that hot chick, I’m gonna go act like he owes me money”…
http://youtu.be/KWsoHZeQ1rM
Chris Porter – Season 4 Episode 5 on Last Comic Standing
http://youtu.be/uouoIJqpY5w?t=26s
Chris Porter talks how pot is safer drug than alcohol. “You drink too much alcohol – you get in a car, you hit someone you kill them, you smoke too much weed – odds you don’t get in your car, that is production you don’t want. You got to get up. New you have to remember what you got up for.
Chris Porter Season 4 Episode 9 on Last Comic Standing
Chris Porter advise: if you are going to take mushrooms, you should talk to Jesus before you meet Him.
http://youtu.be/d3FrYA44lRA?t=35s
Chris Porter – Season 4 episode 7 on Last Comic Standing
Chris Porter – you can’t drink and not smoke – its like you can’t poop and not pee.
http://youtu.be/2ELDLm3GqUo?t=2m20s